I have never seen a kid more ridiculously excited that a parent is home than you are that daddy’s here. If I was the jealous type, this would piss me right off. I really enjoy it though. However, once he does go back to work, I am really not looking forward to your fits. You [...]
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Fun and games while Dad’s home
Posted in Daddy, Funny boy, Milestones, Now how cute on August 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
You are my sunshine
Posted in Current events, Daddy, Funny boy, Life Lessons, Milestones, Now how cute on August 2, 2009 | 2 Comments »
****EDITED TO ADD**** The swaddle is now gone. We had a really horrific night that I don’t want to go into, but you are now adjusting to life sans swaddle. It’s for the best, but you do love to stress you mama out, my sweet boy. ******************** Well, things in a lot of ways have [...]
My big man
Posted in Adjusting, Because you are stubborn, Daddy, Funny boy, Life Lessons on June 25, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Hi, my Poot! My dedication to writing has taken a serious back seat as you can see, but I am pledged to get back on track, because you are doing so many funny ass things that to miss out on them and not get them down to remember for years to come is a huge [...]
Boring update
Posted in Daddy, Funny boy on February 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »
It’s been quiet around these here parts, bud. I have to say that is a rather welcome relief from the nightmare of last week. We are now in “wait and see ” mode as far as what sort of ginormous vehicle we will put your dad in. I was all for greasing him up and [...]
Perspective
Posted in Daddy, Doctor, Freak outs, Holy crap on January 29, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I really would rather not discuss this, son. I don’t want to. But I will because it’s a big thing that happened and while it does not seem to have affected you, it HAS affected me and your daddy so let’s dive in and then be done with it as I will be very happy [...]
Your first bedroom
Posted in Daddy, Now how cute, Nursery, You need too much stuff on December 27, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Well, bud, here is your room. Let’s take a tour. Even though you don’t sleep in here much – just the occasional nap. Not because you are not ready. I am not ready. At all. I like having you right next to me in your bassinet. Even if you are a grunter. A REALLY LOUD [...]
Boy, don’t try to front, ha ha…..know just just what you are, ha ha!
Posted in Daddy, I call no fair on December 13, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Why did I not have the foresight to ask Daddy for Britney Spears concert tickets for Christmas? CRAP. Yes, I am 15 in my own brain. And…..what?
Please print this for your future visits to a therapist
Posted in Daddy, Family on November 7, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I decided instead of whining and moaning discussing what may be my gutting next week, I would instead point out random things about your dad that you will see once you decide to get the hell out already grace us with your presence. 1. Daddy can not splay his toes. He makes fun of me [...]
Fine. Way to prove me wrong. Already. Brat.
Posted in Daddy, Doctor, Doctor's appts., Symptoms on November 1, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I had really thought that you’d come in October. Way to make me feel like an idiot, son. I imagine you are only gearing up for embarrassing me in public by coming unglued when I’m in my happy place (Target), screaming in mass, projectile pooping/vomiting/peeing on my face when I change you, asking for Daddy [...]
Final eviction notice
Posted in Daddy, Doctor's appts., Symptoms on October 28, 2008 | 2 Comments »
OK, I know it’s been like forever since I talked to you but I have been hoping you’d get out. You have refused. If this is any indication of your attitude to come, I’m not impressed. I’m the boss, kid. Well, a lot has gone on. We had your shower finally and it was nice. [...]
