I really would rather not discuss this, son. I don’t want to. But I will because it’s a big thing that happened and while it does not seem to have affected you, it HAS affected me and your daddy so let’s dive in and then be done with it as I will be very happy [...]
Archive for the ‘Doctor’ Category
Perspective
Posted in Daddy, Doctor, Freak outs, Holy crap on January 29, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Fine. Way to prove me wrong. Already. Brat.
Posted in Daddy, Doctor, Doctor's appts., Symptoms on November 1, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I had really thought that you’d come in October. Way to make me feel like an idiot, son. I imagine you are only gearing up for embarrassing me in public by coming unglued when I’m in my happy place (Target), screaming in mass, projectile pooping/vomiting/peeing on my face when I change you, asking for Daddy [...]
35 weeks
Posted in Daddy, Doctor, Doctor's appts., Family on October 6, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Went back to your friend the doc today. Here is the run down – *You are neither big nor small (as stated from a boy doctor who does not face having you pass through his boy bits – just wanted to point that out). *I now get to go visit with doc every week. We [...]
Half baked
Posted in Daddy, Doctor, Doctor's appts., Pig out, Symptoms on June 25, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Well, we hit the 20 week mark, kid. Good job. However I have a complaint. How shocking, right? I can’t feel crap. Now granted, your placenta could be in the way. Mama’s abdomen was, even before you came along, um……fluffy? Yes, let’s go with that. So perhaps you are, in fact, kicking away in there [...]
Calm amidst the storm of life
Posted in Doctor, Tests on June 6, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I got a letter from the doc today saying that all your blood tests came back just fine. To say that I am relieved is the understatement of the year. Now quit making me crave pickles. Cankles and sausage toes ain’t cute.
Big fat lying liars – exposed.
Posted in Doctor, Symptoms on April 26, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Yeah, let’s just clear this crap up right now, ok? I shall list allllll the things and the old wives tales about pregnancy that I have heard and may have even believed so that maybe someone shall be helped by this – maybe even you, kid. 1. The glow. Yeah, where is it? It sure [...]
The big day
Posted in Doctor, Doctor's appts., Family, Freak outs, Symptoms on April 24, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Well, yesterday we got to see you again and Jesus, you doubled in size. Good job! Clearly you got those weight gaining skills like your mama. Anyways, we are now back a little closer to the age I thought you were and have settled on 11 weeks and 1 day today. Yeah! I personally feel [...]
April 1
Posted in Doctor, Symptoms on April 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Your dad and I are going to the doctor today for the first time. I really hope that I get an ultrasound to see your little heart beating and see what exactly is making me feel like such utter crap. Don’t think I won’t bring this up later to get better and more expensive Mother’s [...]
