As I type this, I am listening to you on the monitor. Every peep, every noise makes me squinch down in my seat and pray that you are not waking up. You have been rough lately, my boy. Our day starts anywhere from 5:30 to 6 AM every day – whether I work or not. [...]
Archive for the ‘Doctor’s appts.’ Category
Six months….
Posted in Adjusting, Because you are stubborn, Doctor's appts., Funny boy, Milestones on May 17, 2009 | 2 Comments »
My growing boy
Posted in Doctor's appts., Funny boy, Milestones on March 29, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Oh my buddy. Guess what you just did? Turned your fat little self right over. You have been getting so strong lately that I knew it was coming. If you could coordinate all your chubby limbs to do what you needed them to do at the right time, I figured you’d flip right over. Well, [...]
Recent observations
Posted in Adjusting, Doctor's appts., Funny boy, Now how cute on March 7, 2009 | 4 Comments »
These are just small things you have done or are doing now or whatever that I don’t want to forget because you are just changing so quickly and frankly, I no likey. 1. For a while now, you have enjoyed my fascination with your toes. When I’d be making dinner or whatever, I would prop [...]
Fine. Way to prove me wrong. Already. Brat.
Posted in Daddy, Doctor, Doctor's appts., Symptoms on November 1, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I had really thought that you’d come in October. Way to make me feel like an idiot, son. I imagine you are only gearing up for embarrassing me in public by coming unglued when I’m in my happy place (Target), screaming in mass, projectile pooping/vomiting/peeing on my face when I change you, asking for Daddy [...]
Final eviction notice
Posted in Daddy, Doctor's appts., Symptoms on October 28, 2008 | 2 Comments »
OK, I know it’s been like forever since I talked to you but I have been hoping you’d get out. You have refused. If this is any indication of your attitude to come, I’m not impressed. I’m the boss, kid. Well, a lot has gone on. We had your shower finally and it was nice. [...]
35 weeks
Posted in Daddy, Doctor, Doctor's appts., Family on October 6, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Went back to your friend the doc today. Here is the run down – *You are neither big nor small (as stated from a boy doctor who does not face having you pass through his boy bits – just wanted to point that out). *I now get to go visit with doc every week. We [...]
Our plans for the evening
Posted in Daddy, Doctor's appts., Pig out on September 29, 2008 | 2 Comments »
So tonight we get to watch our Steelers play against the shitheads otherwise known as the Baltimore Ravens. I really really really hate the Ravens. I hate them only slightly less than I hate Dallas and that is saying a lot, okay? I will school you in why you will also have to hate all [...]
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..
Posted in Daddy, Doctor's appts., Family, Freak outs, Symptoms on August 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Went to the doc yesterday and for the first time ever, he mentioned my sausage toes and cankles. Not my lovely pedi, but my toes that have now gotten fat rolls. Sigh. My BP is okay and they have yet to mention that I have protein in my urine, so he just mentioned that I [...]
The calm before the storm
Posted in Daddy, Doctor's appts., Symptoms on August 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I’m sitting here listening to music (God bless iTunes – I seriously can’t believe you are going to come into a world that did not know how to exist prior to iTunes but whatever) and listening to the rain. Mama hearts her some rain storms. Big time. I came home from church today and laid [...]
There once was a time I could have been on Jeopardy
Posted in Daddy, Doctor's appts., I call no fair, Symptoms on July 11, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Because you have sucked all of my blood supply away from my brain, mama has turned into a dipshit. More so than usual even. It’s good times. Before, I had actual thoughts and could do more than one thing at a time and now? Yeah, now I can barely walk and carry on a conversation [...]
