This song was sent to me via email from your Great Uncle Chuck. Our whole family is this bizarre son. Learn to embrace it. It makes us special. This should be sung to the tune of Beyone’s Single Ladies song. All the steeler ladies (7x) Now put your hands up I wear black and gold [...]
Archive for the ‘Family’ Category
This is why people look at mommy weird
Posted in Current events, Family on January 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Big day and big boobs
Posted in Family, Milestones on January 10, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Hey buddy, I know I have been woefully absent from here as of late. That is because some little boy takes an awful lot of time and energy. By the time I think of something I want to say on here, you either poop or cry or want to eat or any of your various [...]
Please print this for your future visits to a therapist
Posted in Daddy, Family on November 7, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I decided instead of whining and moaning discussing what may be my gutting next week, I would instead point out random things about your dad that you will see once you decide to get the hell out already grace us with your presence. 1. Daddy can not splay his toes. He makes fun of me [...]
35 weeks
Posted in Daddy, Doctor, Doctor's appts., Family on October 6, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Went back to your friend the doc today. Here is the run down – *You are neither big nor small (as stated from a boy doctor who does not face having you pass through his boy bits – just wanted to point that out). *I now get to go visit with doc every week. We [...]
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..
Posted in Daddy, Doctor's appts., Family, Freak outs, Symptoms on August 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Went to the doc yesterday and for the first time ever, he mentioned my sausage toes and cankles. Not my lovely pedi, but my toes that have now gotten fat rolls. Sigh. My BP is okay and they have yet to mention that I have protein in my urine, so he just mentioned that I [...]
Babies and presents
Posted in Daddy, Family, Symptoms on July 22, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I have changed my mind. You won’t be so much a running back as you will a place kicker. (NOT FOR THE RAIDERS. This was the only picture I could find quickly. Black and GOLD, son. Not silver. NO) Jesus, son. I know I complained a tad about not feeling you much but in the [...]
Here is what you will probably look like.
Posted in Daddy, Family on June 9, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Your papa. When he was little. I’m sure he was that small for all of 3 weeks before he turned into what he is now.
The big day
Posted in Doctor, Doctor's appts., Family, Freak outs, Symptoms on April 24, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Well, yesterday we got to see you again and Jesus, you doubled in size. Good job! Clearly you got those weight gaining skills like your mama. Anyways, we are now back a little closer to the age I thought you were and have settled on 11 weeks and 1 day today. Yeah! I personally feel [...]
Whatever – I am HILARIOUS
Posted in Doctor's appts., Family on April 17, 2008 | 1 Comment »
So your dad and I were lying in bed last night talking about YOU of course and I reminded him to call his PCP to get a paper stating what his blood type was to see if I needed some shot later on. He, of course, had forgotten and needed the reminder. I then busted [...]
Getting the ball rolling
Posted in Cursing, Family, Freak outs on March 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Hey kid. It’s your mom. I have always planned to have this for you to look back on to see what was going through my mind when you were in my gut. It’s quite the roller coaster and sometimes I’m not….how you say….politically correct but please realize that I am NEVER appropriate so if I [...]
