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You have discovered your penis. In the tub. You are not so much interested in the penis part itself as you are with the surrounding skin that was left after the doctor sliced and diced in the hospital. You sorta pluck at it and this evening you discovered that if you pull it, it sorta [...]

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Hi Jake

There you be. I know, I’m so behind. We knew you were a Jake and not a Julia on Monday and this is Saturday. What can I say? Mama sucks. (Mama is TIRED.) So I started figuring out all the stuff we need to buy for you. Um yeah. It was a little overwhelming. Actually [...]

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