I had really thought that you’d come in October. Way to make me feel like an idiot, son. I imagine you are only gearing up for embarrassing me in public by coming unglued when I’m in my happy place (Target), screaming in mass, projectile pooping/vomiting/peeing on my face when I change you, asking for Daddy [...]
Archive for the ‘Symptoms’ Category
Fine. Way to prove me wrong. Already. Brat.
Posted in Daddy, Doctor, Doctor's appts., Symptoms on November 1, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Final eviction notice
Posted in Daddy, Doctor's appts., Symptoms on October 28, 2008 | 2 Comments »
OK, I know it’s been like forever since I talked to you but I have been hoping you’d get out. You have refused. If this is any indication of your attitude to come, I’m not impressed. I’m the boss, kid. Well, a lot has gone on. We had your shower finally and it was nice. [...]
Not weather or pet related
Posted in I call no fair, Symptoms on October 11, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Lightening is what you are getting ready to do in the next short period of time. Supposedly you are going to drop down a bit, make me pee more (ya know, because that’s possible) and get away from my stomach (that is currently right under my boobs – that’s just weird) which will mean I [...]
Total definition of revenge
Posted in Daddy, Symptoms on October 3, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I have listened to your dad snore for YEARS. Loud, obnoxious, wall rattling snoring comes out of your father all the damn time. I finally convinced him to go get a sleep study a few years back and he has been much improved on a machine for a while now. However, I have snored but [...]
Couple questions for ya
Posted in Daddy, Symptoms on September 10, 2008 | 3 Comments »
1. How does one explain the fact that I can eat any sort of Italian food or Mexican food with nary a problem but if I eat a cookie or a peanut butter sammich, I gets the reflux? 2. Is everyone aware that at some point in one’s pregnancy, you will have to have the [...]
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..
Posted in Daddy, Doctor's appts., Family, Freak outs, Symptoms on August 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Went to the doc yesterday and for the first time ever, he mentioned my sausage toes and cankles. Not my lovely pedi, but my toes that have now gotten fat rolls. Sigh. My BP is okay and they have yet to mention that I have protein in my urine, so he just mentioned that I [...]
The calm before the storm
Posted in Daddy, Doctor's appts., Symptoms on August 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I’m sitting here listening to music (God bless iTunes – I seriously can’t believe you are going to come into a world that did not know how to exist prior to iTunes but whatever) and listening to the rain. Mama hearts her some rain storms. Big time. I came home from church today and laid [...]
Updating so Jenea does not have to look at your room anymore
Posted in Daddy, I call no fair, Pig out, Symptoms on August 13, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Lord, son. Mama’s tired. All the damn time. And let’s discuss my lack of grace getting worse by the day. When I sit? I make a sound. When I get in bed? More sounds. As I hoist myself up (and there is no other way to put that than “hoist”), it is quite noisy what [...]
Big updates.
Posted in Daddy, Pig out, Symptoms, You need too much stuff on August 2, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Last night, your dad and I went and got your bed. Isn’t it pretty? I was making myself and your dad a little crazy with comparison shopping (online of course) and we ended up getting the one I had picked out from the beginning. Why do I do this to myself? I make myself nuts [...]
Babies and presents
Posted in Daddy, Family, Symptoms on July 22, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I have changed my mind. You won’t be so much a running back as you will a place kicker. (NOT FOR THE RAIDERS. This was the only picture I could find quickly. Black and GOLD, son. Not silver. NO) Jesus, son. I know I complained a tad about not feeling you much but in the [...]
